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Why are so many young men finding that escorts in Northampton are preferable to forming a relationship with local girls?

‘New norm’. There’s a term we’ve heard arguably more than necessary during this bizarre, pandemic-stricken era we find ourselves in. Face masks in supermarkets? New norm. Sporting events without crowds? New, quite demoralising, norm. Table service for a pint down the pub? New, and actually rather welcome, norm. However, over recent years, escorts sites and apps have become somewhat of a regularity without the aid of a global epidemic. COVID-19 and its consequent widespread lockdown may have increased their popularity and purpose, but people have been swiping, matching and subsequently escorts long before the term ‘new norm’ became a new norm.  

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I’ll confess; if I were to base my answer to this question solely on my own experiences, it would be a resounding, categorical and ear-piercing no. Any ‘escorts’ encounters I’ve had as a result of such apps, granted I could count them on half a hand, have either been somewhat awkward, extremely short-term or, worst-case scenario, a firm deterrent for potential future dates. However, I realise that that’s probably more of a me-problem than a platform-problem. After all, a friend of mine is now married to a girl who started off as a mere Tinder match. The fact she also matched with me and another of our friends before her current husband is both irrelevant and a story for another time. 

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On paper, escorts sites and apps are a recipe for success, right? You can see the attraction. The net is spread so much wider than your usual day-to-day sphere. They’re a haven of single people, all allegedly looking for the same thing, located in the same area as you, with a handy little profile displaying appearance, interests, likes, dislikes, music tastes, possibly social media profiles, etc; all the things, on the surface, you’d like to initially know about someone. You do of course get the odd, stray profile with a single, somewhat suspicious photo and a bio as empty as your lonely heart. But it’s easy enough to simply swipe left on these profiles. Or right, if a lot of ambiguity is your thing.  

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So, after a thorough inspection of someone’s profile, deliberating if this may well be your future life partner, or perhaps just a quick glance during a drunk 1am swiping session with your phone in one hand and a kebab in the other, with a bit of luck, the matches start to roll in. Now what? Someone has to make the first move, and this is where the first fence in the virtual escorts world requires hurdling. 

Isn’t it about time that escorts, Northampton massage girls and indeed prostitutes were made legal and given protection under the law?

Let’s compare this situation to an ‘old-fashioned’, real life, person-to-person scenario. You and your ‘match’ would just – wait for it – talk. Naturally. No searching for cheesy GIFs, no scanning their bio for a potential conversation starter, no CIA-style stalking of their social media to check they’re not a criminal. Whether it be a colleague who you’d like to be more than just a colleague, someone you’re jostling with to be served at the bar or a fellow devoted member of your local chess club, there’s so much more you can gauge from someone in person. Eye contact, physical attraction, mannerisms, voice, scent – these are all things you can’t initially deduce from someone on a phone screen. 

The law on escorts in Northampton is obviously flawed and Ineffective, Isn’t it time to try something different?

Having said this, it’s not even up for debate that, whatever the reason, escorts sites are the new norm. Tinder, the most popular app among the younger generation, has over 50 million users worldwide, while Match.com, an alternative more viable for a slightly older demographic, boasts 20 million members. It’s undeniable that there are vast numbers of people out there who are turning to escorts sites and apps. But what they’re turning to them for, and whether they’re actually forming lasting relationships, are the points up for debate. 

The demand for sex workers has never changed throughout society, If Northampton escorts, escort agencies and massage girls were taxed wouldn’t that bring more money into the system? 

So, what are the reasons for such a staggering number of people using such platforms? Tinder alone processes over one and a half billion swipes per day. One and a half billion. You’re telling me all of these stem from the fingers of singletons craving a fulfilling, fairy-tale relationship? Intuition tells me that at least some, I’d wager half a billion, are the result of confidence-boosting procrastination sessions. A match with a good-looking person can provide you with a very brief spurt of self-indulgence, after all. But on a lot of occasions, that’s where the relationship starts and ends. Most people I know who use the app never meet or even speak to a lot of their matches; its purpose is nothing more than an ego-boosting boredom buster. It can be an expensive pastime too – a one-month Tinder Gold pass costs over £10, while a membership on Match.com for a single month costs just short of £30. It could be worth the investment, though, as Match.com’s website claims that a whopping 1.6 million people have met their partner through the site. Read a little lower, however, and you’ll see that this figure is based on extrapolation data from a sample of just 10,000. Sounds reliable. 

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Perhaps I’m swayed by personal bias or I’m just an old-fashioned, somewhat sceptical person, but I have my doubts surrounding the effectiveness and authenticity of escorts sites in forming long-term outcomes. Is it possible to really get to know someone, to delve into their personality traits and explore their intricacies, through the use of two phone screens? Does the mutual appreciation of a Steve Carell GIF pave the way for a long and fruitful marriage? I mean, life would be so much easier if it did. 

I’m not denying the fact that there are success stories. Of course there are. And kudos to those fortunate individuals. But I don’t think there’s a connection like immediate human connection, and I don’t think it’s quite the same when that first impression is based on words and (possibly) filtered photos. 

Escorts sites are the new norm. No question, escorts in Northampton to find ‘the one’, however, are simply the new alternative.

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Northampton is underwhelmingly vacant considering it was the capital of England for 200 years. It is in fact the second largest town in England behind Reading. However, entertainment is sparse. You've got the usual cinema, bowling alley and restaurants but nothing outstanding. Nothing capital. Of course - for the odd weeknight out with family - the cinema and a few restaurants are just fine! The issues come into play when you want to broaden your horizons. Whether that is with a girlfriend or boyfriend, or just other mates. Ordering the same food from the few good restaurants becomes exhausting very fast and you begin to despair for options immediately. Looking for things to do outside of going to the cinema is often a hapless task. The night usually only goes one way... We ponder what to do for however long, but, in the end we all know we'll just end up at Maccies or one of our back gardens just to chill there. Going out to town was a viable option a few years ago, when everyone you knew did it, but people move on. Just as I have done. People of my age no longer go to Northampton town for a night out with adult contacts in Northampton because... why would you? Once you've experienced the big cities you can't help feeling trapped in Northampton. I think the same can be said for many rural hometowns. For those students who come home from uni after the year is done, it is always a culture shock to come back to familiar, homely and yet disappointing surroundings. I yearn for the freedom that cities provide, often visiting the nearby London and Birmingham to satisfy this want and whilst it may seem I don't like Northampton, the truth is… it'll do. Being more appreciative is something we can all benefit from. Ironically, appreciation is one of the most underappreciated things. I feel that I take a lot for granted and I know many feel the same way. Northampton is what it is. There's nothing I can do to change it, outside of ensuring I'm not stuck here for life. If achieving my goals of getting my book published come to fruition then who knows? I may just be able to get to those bigger cities.

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