Available for Discreet Meetings in Darlington area today! Also LIVE 121 phone chat or we can do silent (you listen we talk). Never tried it? It can be VERY POWERFUL, why? Because the brain is the biggest sex organ, & it makes the scenario its own. Minx & especially Geeze, is a master at painting a picture for you, and getting you SERIOUSLY HORNY, Happy Ending guranteed. A fee is required for phonechat; we offer a range of payment options, please check phone sex page on our own site to Learn More....Hi, we are fun50couple, one of the UK's best known mature and completely Independent Professional Escort Couples. We split our time between North East England and bespoke bookings NATIONWIDE. Incalls & Outcalls. Hot, sexy and open-minded, we love MMF/MFM threesome fun with interesting mature white men aged 40+ (GenX, Gen J & Baby Boomers). Are you a bi-curious/bi guy looking to spend time with a sexually liberated couple who know what they are doing? Maybe you're married and secretly yearning to explore same sex desire but don't want to meet a gay male escort because that would be a step too far. You're not the first, and really, It's OK! Many men feel most comfortable exploring their sexuality in the presence of, and with active participation from, a female! Whether you be a nervous newbie or more experienced, then we are up for meeting. We also like meeting panty/lingerie lovers, cross dressers & subbies. Discover new highs and new limits - most of all, enjoy!
A bit about us:
fun50minx: She is a Scot, fun, easy going, straight and dark blonde, occasionally brunette, Bendy & curvy, a Size 16/32G. She adores prolonged & skilful stimulation to the point of multiple orgasms. She gets very turned on in an MMF situation. In addition to her work within fun50couple, Minx works solo incalls under the name of Mistress Orchid #TeesValleyMistress from her own luxury playroom which we've been told is the finest of its kind in North East England.
fun50geeze: He is English, privately educated , but 'earthy', hairy and tanned with a good body. His interests include politics, business, current affairs, writing and aviation. He lives an ostensibly 'straight' life but is happy to play either way being fully bisexual since schooldays, versatile, & a heavy cummer. Rest assured, he can be 100% straight throughout a meet if that is what is expected, OK? He also works solo meets and will meet men and MF couples seeking the company of a fully bi male escort. Please note that as a couple we don't meet other couples or single females unless of course you're a convincing crossdresser (we love those kind of meetings btw. We have a large selection of lingerie, PVC, quality wigs etc & Minx is an expert at feminising if that's 'your thing'. We meet with many CD's).
In a high profile job? Public Servant? Politician? Celebrity? Or, Mr Ordinary Married Man? Don't worry, we are a 100% Professional, Discreet and Friendly British escort couple. Your secret is safe with us, and will remain that way no matter what.
Some so called 'escort couples' are no more than two independent escorts who get together for financial gain; and it shows! Not us. We are a genuine couple engaged to be married and been together over 11 years. Both of us are young for our age, outgoing, intuitive and naturally sexy. We enjoy what we do. Our own erotic thresholds are constantly evolving. There is no need to be shy. We know what buttons to press to give you an amazing experience and one you'll want to repeat, over and over again.
The proof is in the reviews, check them out - we have way more feedback than most, and it's all positive. In 2016, we were featured on the cover of celebrity magazine Closer; we are one of the UK's best known Escort Couples, we write a popular blog called News Views 'n' Screws.
Don't waste time talking to part time amateurs who try to juggle day-jobs with escorting! You could end up being disappointed or let down. We are 100% reliable, drug and disease free, and regularly tested for your complete safety. Our core clientele are quality people, the kind of folk looking for a sensual erotic experience with an upscale, intelligent & sexy, fun couple, who know what they're doing. We're just as happy engaging in intelligent conversation over dinner as we are participating in 'extracurricular' activities behind closed doors.
The more you can tell us about what turns you on and what you are looking for, the better we can deliver on your expectations. Communication really is the key to a great time. Share with us your fantasies, Don't hold back; We shall help you make it happen - we love the thrill of meeting new people, and having a good time with them. We prefer to meet mature guys only, aged over 40, no upper limit really, don't be shy, Get in touch, Luv, fun50couple xx
The small print: We don't normally meet under 40's, non whites or Eastern Europeans. If you're disabled then you must make that fact known to us when requesting a booking or risk being turned away. A deposit is required for bespoke bookings, unless you are known to us. Why? Because if you're a 'no-show' then we're seriously out of pocket. You can pay your deposit by Faster Payment transfer, or completely anonymously via cash over a Post Office counter using a specially generated barcode that we email you. Deposits are non refundable except in the unusual event that we have to cancel through genuinely unforeseen circumstances. We don't need a deposit for North East incall bookings.
